July
Labels: B-day, bored, Goldfish, monologue, seventeen
Yup. it is... But you guys already know that... Yeah.. OK. I'm sorry... I was bored and I really wanted to put a blog post up because I havent... in forever. Haha. Well... Yeah... NEways... its my birthday in... -counts on fingers- SEVENTEEN DAYS! w00t... yeah... Gosh... I'm bored and have nothign to do... I shall write a random monolouge because I'm cool and thats what I do when I'm bored.
Oh my dear goldfish. What a life you have had. It gives me great sorrow to see you... upside down and dead at the top of your bowl. Remember the times we had while I took you to the mall? Car rides to the park perhaps? But of course you don't remember... You are dead of course... I shall miss you so and the times that we had. Down into the cold white toilet bowl you go. It's so sad to see you this way but all small golden goldfish must come to and end. So you have ended forever. I put my hand to the trigger and pull, causing you to swirl down into a hole that never seems to end. So its good-bye dear goldfish. Forever.