Don'cha love my new layout?! Its georgeous! Too bad that the box is small though. I love the little person too... And Erm... Fly! I have the need to post my monologue. So I shall. Right now. I have to explain it to you first though. I have this Display Picture for MSN that has a cat in a toilet, flushing himself done... erm... here:
There. And I thought about writing a monologue for it. This is actually take two because the first one was silly and I didnt like it. This one is also silly but I actually like it. It is taken from a large cats point of view... Here you go:
"Good bye Cruel World! I shall be rid of you once and for all! All I have to do is... erm... Fit... in this bloody toilet... and... Eh... There we go! And I shall be gone forever! No more cruel jokes from the weather outside. No more weedy gardens in the summer! I shall be rid of it all!
Gladly, I'm sure... Such a pity however... that I have to be rid of myself instead of just flushing you; dear world, down the endless pit of the flushing toilet! A pity indeed. I'm at a loss for words now, dear world so one pluck from the toilet trigger and I am gone forever! I shall just.. reach... up.. and... oh dear... it seems that I don't fit.
I stand up now and it only seems that I've wet myself... AGAIN! YOU STRIKE AGAIN CRUEL WORLD! You have NOT seen the last of this depressed lass...”
There you go! I love it and Sarah and I have an ongoing joke about this one...
Labels: cat, large, layout, monologue, toilet
There. And I thought about writing a monologue for it. This is actually take two because the first one was silly and I didnt like it. This one is also silly but I actually like it. It is taken from a large cats point of view... Here you go: